Our Thanksgiving weekend so far, in numbers

1 - ears that are infected

2 - sore throats

3 - congested noses

2 - coughs

1 - people who are starting to understand the concept of potty training

2 - people who are already potty trained

6,790 - times a certain toddler has asked his mommy to scratch his "itchy neck," which happens to be the same thing as a tickle

1 - little boys who played so hard at Grandma's house on Thanksgiving Day that he couldn't stay upright while eating dessert or hold himself together once we got home

1 - chubby baby who constantly wants to eat and/or be held by a moving adult

9,941 - calories consumed by our entire household since Wednesday at 4:00pm

3 - people excited about getting a Christmas tree and putting up decorations

4 - times a very tired three-year-old placed his own foot into his little brother's hands and then proceeded to yell at him: "NO GRABBING, SAMMY! NO TOUCHING, SAMMY! NOOOOOOO, SAMMY!"

79 - times the husband in the house has pinched the butt of the wife in the house

2,112 - times a cute 6-month-old has grunted

5(ish) - hours that a certain female member of the house has spent cooking/photographing/blogging