Guy Time

Elijah and I have been bach-ing it for 2 days now as we pine over the absence of our gloriously beautiful, wonderful wife/mother. It has been a good bonding time and we have most definitely worn dirty clothes (and no sock/shoes) in public! To give you a few more details I shall allow Elijah to express what has been going on through a "What We Have Done/What We Have Not Done" format.
Without further ado, Elijah speaks about our time alone:

What We Have Done:

- said "uck/ock" 5,384 times
- walked with walker without crying for first time in a long time
- ate lots of greasy food (mostly Daddy)
- danced in our underwear (mostly Elijah)
- stayed up past bed time
- wore muscle shirt to impress ladies (only Elijah)
- had best day at daycare in a month (only for a few hours, but still an improvement)
- stared at budget and whined (Daddy only)
- learned about the CIA and how supporting/supplying Afghanistan/Sadam in the 80's ultimately lead to bad times for the U.S. (mainly Daddy with his newest book)
- watched Thomas the Train
- watered Grandma/Grandpa's plants while they were on vacation
- scoped out some birthday gifts for Momma
- plugged nose when smelling dirty diaper (Elijah only...Daddy held his breath)
- listened to Daddy sing in the shower while frowning and waiting for it to end
- watched "Yo Gabba Gabba" while Daddy shook his head and tried not to make jokes
- went for a wagon wide wearing only a diaper and muscle shirt (good times!)
- dreamt of my Momma and seeing her gorgeous face!!!

What We Have Not Done:

- cleaned
- had any concern for personal hygene
- laundry
- been productive with house projects (all Daddy's fault)
- flossed
- been dressed at all times (diapers and underwear are too comfy!)
- eaten veggies
- washed our hands before eating (kidding...maybe)
- said "excuse me" after burping (we always forget while we laugh about it)

Well, that's about it for now. We are excited for Momma to get home tomorrow (after we clean up a bit) so we can gross her out with our stories and burps!

Below are a couple pictures of how Daddy dresses Elijah in style, the best part about the second one (that you can't see) is that Elijah is only wearing one shoe (his idea). Diapers and cut-offs, it's the way to go!