A couple Porta boy funnies to end your day...
Elijah asked what would happen if somebody stole a valued possession and I did my best to explain the concept of insurance to him. I explained how insurance can sometimes cover the costs for stolen items. He gave me a super quizzical look and said, "Uhhhhh...that doesn't make any sense, Mom. Just find those mean people and punch them!"
Dan: Sammy, are you going to say good-night to Mommy?
Sammy: Yes! She is the prettiest girl in real life!